Windows Naming Conventions

I think it’s funny how Windows randomly names their Operating Systems.

They started off all normal…
Windows 3.1
Windows 3.2
Windows 95 (uh, ok)
Windows 2000 (I see what we’re doing now)
Windows XP (Wait, what?)
Windows Vista (What’s going on here?)
Windows 7

Granted, Windows 7 is still in Beta and might get a snazzy new name. It’s just funny to me that it’s just going by 7 right now.

My Poem

I thought I saw a friend today
who had recently passed away.
I squinted to see him on this bright summer day
And when I looked at him
I thought he looked my way.
But he was not there, my eyes tricked by the sun
And I was relieved, for I thought the zombie apocalypse had just begun.